“It’s like my dream to one day go to an italian restaurant and order brocooli rabe or spinach instead of pasta with my food. I’m such a weird girl.”
Caitlin: damn, i’ve had 72 oz. of water today
Monumental
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Caitlin:
omg im actually craving an apple right now
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this is monumental
Ummmm
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Caitlin:
ughhh i want some chicken wings!
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Not a whole serving, just a few of the ones from whole foods that simmer in the serving line for a while in the hot sauce...mmmm
SERIOUSLY
A certain someone needs to lose 3 pounds in 3 days
Her mother said she’d pay her rent for March if Caitlin lost 15 lbs by the time they went on vacation this Sunday. Unfortunately, none of my suggestions (which include ground-breaking nutrition tips like “EAT A DAMN VEGETABLE FOR ONCE” and “TRY NOT SUBSISTING ON WHITE-FLOUR-BASED CARBOHYDRATES ALONE”) are being taken seriously because a certain someone “doesn’t want to change her eating habits,” nor does she “respond well to drastic changes” or “eating foods she doesn’t like” (read: vegetables; “brown foods”). Massive, massive sigh. One of us may not live to see the end of today.
Caitlin just went to the dentist
She has EIGHT cavities. EIGHT. From all the lemon juice she puts on her food.
Seriously.
“ I need like an entire room dedicated to cupcakes…like one of those crazy old ladies. ”
Who do you think?
4 pm
(Note: Holiday cups not available yet)
2 pm
