A certain someone needs to lose 3 pounds in 3 days
Her mother said she’d pay her rent for March if Caitlin lost 15 lbs by the time they went on vacation this Sunday. Unfortunately, none of my suggestions (which include ground-breaking nutrition tips like “EAT A DAMN VEGETABLE FOR ONCE” and “TRY NOT SUBSISTING ON WHITE-FLOUR-BASED CARBOHYDRATES ALONE”) are being taken seriously because a certain someone “doesn’t want to change her eating habits,” nor does she “respond well to drastic changes” or “eating foods she doesn’t like” (read: vegetables; “brown foods”). Massive, massive sigh. One of us may not live to see the end of today.
